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WiseCracker

because beer can't open itself!


Designed by Mike Ahrens from Ahrens Bicycles, this gadget is something for the must have everything mountain biker, but also for all those out on the road and dying for a cool beer. Mountain biking and beer go together hand-in-hand. The WiseCracker bottle opener is your key to opening pure liquid enjoyment after any ride. No need to fumble around looking for your keychain opener...just use the opener that's clamped onto your bike!

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WiseCracker Design Features

  • CNC machined from 6061-T6 aluminum
  • Hard black anodized finish/laser marked
  • Stainless steel mounting hardware included
  • Stack Height = 12.7mm
  • Weight (27.2mm) = 36 g

Sizes available: Seat Post Clamp: 25.4, 27.2, 30.9, 31.6mm - Steer Tube: 1-1/8" (28.6mm), no clamp

wisecracker in use

Listen to customer feedback:
"Thank you for one of the greatest inventions in all of beerkind and to improve my bike riding skills." - Bill in NY
"It looks good, quality is top notch and the machining looks great!!" - Josh in IA
"I will spread the lore of the WiseCracker to all, and do everything I can to convince my friends that anyone without a WiseCracker should be the one to buy the post-ride beers next time." - Jim in NM
"All hail the WiseCracker." -Min in NY

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